Dear Mr. Ex
President Clinton:
I recently saw a
bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat
down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you
have done, specifically:
1.
Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey and Juanita Broderick.
Did I leave
anyone out?
2. Thank you for
teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until
they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it
than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for
showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White
House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning
of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not
sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does
NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for
reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and that the
ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for
making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard
Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look
moral.
6. Thank you for
the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17
witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic
campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for
the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater
mess" and the 55 criminal charges
and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also
for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy,
and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as
necessary trips.
9. Thank you,
also, for "finding" millions of dollars---I really didn't need it in the
first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group of
recipients for my hard-earned dollar than jet fuel for all of your
globe-trotting. I understand you, your family and your cronies have logged
in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that
you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted
felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin
society.
11. Thanks also
for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't
like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've
received from your "friends."
12. Thanks to you
and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and
destroying government property on the way
out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight
(China, silverware, linen, towels,
ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc) out of Air
Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars
spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And, please
ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming
"tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs.
Who says crime doesn't pay?
14. The last and
most important point - thank you for forcing
Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot
Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured,
tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the
Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political
prisoners".
However, the
Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American
President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta
was freed and eventually thanked
the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center.
This was reported by many of the American TV networks
at the time that the terrorists were first
identified. It was censored in the
US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real
truth?
What a guy!! If
you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass
this on.
God bless America
and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my tax
dollars so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS. Please pass
along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without
which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY
Hillary Rodham
Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional
Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets
reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies.
(Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4
years?)
If Bill outlives
her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies.
He is already
getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary out lives Bill,
she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that? WE DO!
It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency they
purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale
Chappaqua, New York.
Makes sense!
They are entitled to Secret Service protection for
life. Still makes sense. Here is where it becomes
interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month
BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the
Secret Service agents. The Clintons
charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that
extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment.
This means that
we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary,
mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for
their 12 man staff-and, this is all perfectly legal! When she runs for
President, will you vote for her?
How many people
can YOU send this to? Good Luck to all our taxpayers!!
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Bush: It's Not Just His Doctrine That's Wrong
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by Howard Dean
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[Note:
After reading a recent article that called into question my opposition
to the Bush Doctrine of preemptive war, I wanted to state my position
clearly to set the record straight. I appreciate that the editors of
Common Dreams have given me this opportunity.]
When Congress approved the President’s
authorization to go to war in Iraq – no matter how well-intentioned –
it was giving the green light to the President to set his Doctrine of
preemptive war in motion. It now appears that Iraq was just the first
step. Already, the Bush Administration is apparently eyeing Syria and
Iran as the next countries on its target list. The Bush Doctrine must
be stopped here.
Many
in Congress who voted for this resolution should have known better. On
September 23, 2002, Al Gore cautioned in his speech in San Francisco
that “if the Congress approves the Iraq resolution just proposed by
the Administration it is simultaneously creating the precedent for
preemptive action anywhere, anytime this or any future president so
decides.” And that is why it was such a big mistake for Congress to
allow the president to set this dangerous precedent.
Too much is at stake. We have taken decades of
consensus on the conduct of foreign policy – bipartisan consensus in
the United States and consensus among our allies in the world
community – and turned it on its head. It could well take decades to
repair the damage this President and his cohort of right-wing
ideological advisors have done to our standing in the international
community.
Theirs is a radical view of our role in the
world. The President who campaigned on a platform of a humble foreign
policy has instead begun implementing a foreign policy characterized
by dominance, arrogance and intimidation. The tidal wave of support
and goodwill that engulfed us after the tragedy of 9/11 has dried up
and been replaced by undercurrents of distrust, skepticism and
hostility by many who had been among our closest allies.
This
unilateral approach to foreign policy is a disaster. All of the
challenges facing the United States – from winning the war on terror
and containing weapons of mass destruction to building an open world
economy and protecting the global environment – can only be met by
working with our allies. A renegade, go-it-alone approach will be
doomed to failure, because these challenges know no boundaries.
The largest, most sophisticated military in the
history of the world cannot eliminate the threat of sleeper terrorist
cells. That task requires the highest level of intelligence
cooperation with our allies.
Even the largest, most sophisticated military in
the history of the world cannot be expected to go to war against every
evil dictator who may possess chemical weapons. This calls for an
aggressive and effective diplomatic effort, conducted in full
cooperation with a united international community, and preferably with
the backing of the multilateral institutions we helped to build for
just this purpose. This challenge requires treaties – such as the
Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty – that this Administration has
sometimes treated cavalierly. In any case, war should be a last resort
or an option to be used in the face of an imminent threat.
The UN Charter specifically protects the right of
self-defense against armed attack, and most agree that action against
imminent threat is also justified. As President – as has been the case
with all previous presidents – I would not hesitate to use our
military might to protect our people or our nation from an imminent
threat. But you will not find a Dean Administration turning to the
option of force in the first instance as this President does.
The immediate task at hand of the next president
will be to begin rebuilding our relationships with our allies so that
we can work in concert on tackling these challenges.
The next president will need to undo the work of
this band of radicals currently controlling our foreign policy – who
view the Middle East as a laboratory for their experiments in
democracy-building, where no such traditions exist. Their approach
will drastically change the view that the world has had of the United
States.
Our nation should be viewed as a moral and just
power, a power that seeks to do good, one that has led by example and
with a spirit of generosity, and one that works with the world
community in advancing the ideals of human dignity and rule of law
across the globe.
The people of this country must understand that
this Administration has a far different concept of the role of America
in the world. This concept involves imposing our will on sovereign
nations. This concept involves dismantling the multilateral
institutions that we have spent decades building. And this concept
involves distorting the rule of law to suit their narrow purposes.
When did we become a nation of fear and anxiety when we were once
known the world around as a land of hope and liberty?
On day one of a Dean Presidency,
I will reverse this attitude. I will tear up the Bush Doctrine. And I
will steer us back into the company of the community of nations where
we will exercise moral leadership once again.
And not only will I seek to heal
the divisions this President has caused in the world community, but I
would also begin the process of healing the divisions he has exploited
here at home.
This President shamelessly divides us from one
another. He divides us by race – as he did when he claimed that the
University of Michigan uses quotas in its law school admissions. He
divides us by class by rewarding his campaign donors with enormous tax
cuts while the rest of us are deprived of affordable health care,
prescription drugs for our seniors, and good schools for our kids. He
divides us by gender by seeking to restrict reproductive choice for
women. He divides us by sexual orientation by appointing reactionary
judges to the bench, and as he did in Texas by refusing to sign the
Hate Crimes bill if it included gay or lesbian Americans as potential
victims.
It is a Bush Doctrine of domestic division, and I
want to be the President who tears that doctrine up, too. I want to
restore a sense of community in this country – where it’s not enough
to worry whether your own kids have health care, but whether your
neighbors’ kids have health care. I want to go to the South and talk
about race. White southerners have been flocking to the Republican
Party in recent years, but I want to offer them hope that their
children will benefit from better schools and affordable health care,
too. The Republican Party has done nothing for working people, black
or white, and we need to remind Southern white folks that the only
hope for better schools, and better job opportunities, and health care
that is affordable is a Democratic President.
I
am what is commonly referred to as a social liberal and a fiscal
conservative. I am proud of the fact that as Governor I routinely
balanced the budget – which I was not required to do by Vermont’s
constitution – and paid down our state debt by nearly a quarter. I had
to make tough decisions, and I will admit that some of them did not
make the progressive community happy. But I made those decisions
because I have a guiding principle that social justice must rest upon
a foundation of fiscal discipline. Because of that approach to
governance, Vermont today is not cutting education and is not cutting
Medicaid despite the perilous economic times brought on by the Bush
fiscal policies.
One
of my goals as a Presidential candidate is to represent the Democratic
wing of the Democratic Party – a line made popular by the late Paul
Wellstone. Some have questioned why I would so closely align myself
with a politician whose politics were considerably more liberal than
mine. The fact is that I admired Paul Wellstone greatly, not only
because of his politics, but because he stood up for his beliefs and
fought for them until the day he died. I can only hope that someday
people will say the same about me – that I, too, remained true to my
core principles no matter what. I believe that the Democratic Party
needs to stand for something if we want people to vote for us. And by
standing against the Bush Doctrine of preemptive war and domestic
division, we may yet rediscover the soul of our Party.
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